Campaign

The Fortune Cookies

Name: The 3-Touch Sequence
SKU: three-touch-sequence
Price: 75 GBP
Availability: InStock

Their future contains one meeting with you.

Three fortune cookies in a presentation box, each one baked with your printed fortune curled inside predicting the meeting. The snap is the moment — it's theatre, it's shareable, and it makes the ask feel like fate rather than a pitch. Three cookies means it gets passed round the desk, and reads brilliantly on camera if they post it.

Your campaign

We handwrite exactly this — edit anything.

Here is the note we would send with The Fortune Cookies, already written. Change a word or rewrite the lot — what you leave in the box is what goes on the card, in real ink. Set the number of parcels in the order box and a row appears for each person.

How should it be made?

Handwritten cardWe'd send thisSixty words in real ink on card stock, written out by hand. Short, warm, and obviously not automated.Printed letterAn A5 sheet laid out like an email that isn't an email — room to tell the whole story, and a signature block with your name on it.

Same price either way. It is the same parcel and the same object — all that changes is how the words get onto the paper.

How should the card read?

Same message for everyoneOne message. We swap in each person's name and company as we write it out.Write each one separatelyEvery parcel gets its own wording, pre-filled from the template so nothing starts blank.

The message

Sign it as

On the card — for recipient 1

Priya — crack this open and you will find your future contains one short meeting with me, which I admit is a fortune I wrote myself. Everything else in it is guesswork. The part about Sample Co and what we could do together, though, I am fairly confident about. Fifteen minutes next week to test the prediction? — [sender_name]

Sample details shown until you type a name. Written in ink by hand, so the finished card will not be letter-perfect to this. That is rather the point.

Who is getting it?

1 parcel

Names and companies are optional here — they are what the merge fields swap in, so it is worth adding them if you have them. The postal addresses come from the list you upload straight after checkout.

1 of 1
Showing on the card
First name
Company
Gets the shared message above, with their name and their company merged in.

Add verified address research+ £8 per prospect · 1 prospect = £8On top of the checking already in the price, we confirm on LinkedIn that they still hold the role, cross-check the trading address against Companies House and the company's own site, and send you a written confidence note on every name — flagged where we would post to a different site.

Either way, we confirm the person and the delivery address before anything is posted. That part is included, and always will be.

What the price includes

Tracked postage
Every parcel goes tracked, and we tell you the day it lands so your call or email arrives the same morning.
A written message
Your note, handwritten in real ink on card. We will tighten the wording for you if you would like us to.
Free resend on failed delivery
If it does not get there, we make another one and send it again at our cost. No claim form, no argument.
Sourcing, making and packing
We buy the object, personalise it, pack it so it survives the post, and address it by hand.
Address checking, included
Before anything is posted we confirm the person and the delivery address. Checking that somebody still works where you think they do is the job, not an extra — so it is in the price, not on the bill.

After you order

01
You land on a confirmation page and upload your list as a CSV — or email it to us if that is easier.
02
We check the addresses, write back with any wording suggestions, and confirm your dispatch date.
03
Posted within 5 working days of receiving your list and copy, tracked, with the landing dates sent to you.

Full process and FAQ →

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The Fortune Cookies

We handwrite exactly this — edit anything.

Who is getting it?

What the price includes

Tracked postage

A written message

Free resend on failed delivery

Sourcing, making and packing

Address checking, included

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